Unfortunately, this was the only picture we could find of Bruce, but that's him...in the front of the room speaking to a small crowd. But if you go down to the end of this post...you'll see a computer generated pic of what he will soon look like. :-)
We recently recieved an anonymous email from someone regarding a very bizarre issue going on in upper management right now. Rumor has it that Director Bruce "Medicine Chest" Rizzieri (whose been director for almost eight months now) was at a accident scene and asked one of his road supervisors where the road supervisor was. Feeling stupider than usual since being told "I am the road supervisor", Rizzieri was faced with a choice:
a) get to know his supervisors better or
b) find some other way to figure out who they are.
Looks like Rizzieri is going with "b)" because NEW COLORED JACKETS ARE ON THE WAY.
The scuttlebutt is, YES, the city is "broke". Yes, were having our pay cut next month. Yes, positions are going unfilled.
YES, Rizzieri is going have his managers wear differently colored jackets so he can tell who at Transit is a M-18, M-16, M-15, M-14, etc...
Sad but true. Maybe its time to ease up on the pills. More to come.
Does this mean Selinda gets one with stripes? Lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe he can get new jackets for the drivers that say "Gump" on the backside
ReplyDeleteColor coding is not a bad idea. Many areas of government use this, mosty law enforcement. It is not Rizzeri's primary concern to know every one of you stupid mthfkers.
ReplyDeleteWhen accidents occur, many people gather around and it's a simple way to see who is in charge.
Doesn't take long for Doreen to get the word out eh?
ReplyDeleteBonnie is gone. One less snitch on the floor
ReplyDeletePuhleaze!! You ALL talk shit about each other and always will!!!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteSo they look professional not like lounge lizards all sleezy!
ReplyDeleteCould it be that Mr. Rizierri recognizes/rememebers some of these supervisors as previous and dumbfk drivers and forgot that the old union (ROBERT) and Greg Pain pushed out manny of our qualified supervisors and suplanted them with some of our worst, moronic and LEAST qualified drivers who were up Uncle Bob's....?!
ReplyDelete